idiots of the past...or present....part 2

I've got a shitload more pics but these will do.

Back in the day...when we were idiots

Ike post 2

I think I've talked to or heard about everyone directly or indirectly...and it's safe to say everyone is alive. That being said, Houston looks like someone went through and pruned the entire city and left all the clippings on the ground. The usual places flooded plus some minor leaks, tree damage, downed power lines, and broken windows. That's all. Galveston looks like New Orleans, from what I can tell.

I played Trivial Pursuit when I had no power and discovered I suck.

I think pretty much everyone had water, and now starting to get power. I have power and water. Adam and Jason are lucky and have power, water, and INTERNETS. Thanks Adam for letting me borrow the interwebs. I went to work today just so I could use the interwebs.

To lighten up the mood, here's your funny news story of the day.

PS. Cell phone coverage sucks, but texting is still good. If you're calling your parents in SL, call their landline, that works best. But make sure they're not using the new fangled cordless/battery phone. Gotta use the reliable corded phone.

ERIC POST THE PICTURES

I want the pictures of my AZN Blazer Club V-TeKthx.

Life

GRATS JOAN-AH-THANG and EVE

I'm working 70-80 hours a week and I am tired.

I got a new car and it's pretty :O

I'm tired and fat.

bye bye

**short and sweet

Congrats Jonathan and Eve

All I want to say is you faggot. First of all, I was just kidding about how I was going to propose to her first so you didn't have to rush the engagement. Second, you're an idiot for thinking that I was the one that was spilling the beans about the whole engagement, when it was you stupid. Third, Congrats, took you long enough.

Ok a little background before you read this massive email. Daniel found out that some how adam knew about the engagement. So he asked adam how'd he know and he said fung told him. Well, now, for some reason, everyone assumed I told fung. So we meet up that weekend and daniel is like, sunny told fung you were getting engaged. Well, so the whole weekend, they're saying how it's my fault if eve already knows. So I had enough and decided to call fung. So here I present to you why jonathan is a moron.

On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 9:37 AM, sungjin park wrote:
look moron. I called fung to find out who told her. and she said jon told me. At the wedding she asked you who's getting married first, you or michael. Well you said it was going to be you. I'm gone finishing.

On 8/5/08, Jonathan Wang wrote:
me?!?! she took me seriously?
guess i had more than my share of the wine that night. or it was the awesome drink at trudy's.

On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 9:45 AM, sungjin park wrote:
You were toasted after the strawberry daquiri. I don't even remember the wine.

On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 9:49 AM, Jonathan Wang wrote:
come on... give me more credit than a strawberry daquiri... it was def a manlier drink: sangria margarita

On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 10:01 AM, daniel nguyen wrote:
I am sorry sunny, that jonathan made me believe that it was you who spilled the beans. i hope you can forgive me and we can move on.

jonathan...*shakes head*

On 8/5/08, Jonathan Wang wrote:
it doesn't change the fact that sunny wants fung

On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 10:21 AM, sungjin park wrote:
Fung is a pretty person. In fact, I've been told she's beautiful by my friend. My first love (eve) is taken so I gotta go to the second best. You even said you had the biggest crush on Fung for the longest time. This really doesn't change that fact either.

On 8/5/08, Jonathan Wang wrote:
don't lie... fung's third on your list after eve and cathy... wed-blocker. joey, keep an eye out for sophie, never know what sunny's capable of.

dont' know if i ever had a crush on fungerz, but she is awesome. you could do worse. i approve, sunny. go for the gold.


On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 2:39 PM, sungjin park wrote:
You know i'm putting this all on my blog



I'm sorry fung that you had to be dragged into this but it still makes a funny story.

Houston

I'm back! My room is still a mess, and I don't know how I'm going to fit anything else in here, but I'm in home =)
So who wants to play? I've got nothing to do until the end of September when rotations start. Luckily for me, the Olympics kept me company all last week. I don't think I can sit on the couch all day and night again this week. Call me up if you've got nothing to do!

For your entertainment

I know it only took like 2 months for me to post this one but if I make a promise, I will carry it through.

My roomie

So I'm flipping through channels on tv and I end up on the speed channel which is airing a show about supercars - this reminds Scott about some car he read about in his Road & Track magazine that could do 0-60 in .6 seconds or something and the 1/4 mile in 2 seconds. I'm skeptical as he is telling me about this car, because the numbers sound ridiculous, and I tell him it sounds like something a kid came up with while daydreaming in school - Scott shows me a picture of it and it's not even a real picture, just a rendering of a 60's style car, so I just dismiss it and continue watching the show while Scott looks over the article again. Moments later I hear "Oh, you know that car from the movie Speed Racer?"

Day 3

Adam is (probably) too lazy to post. He talked to the management. He gets to move to the same apt on the 3rd floor, away from the turbines. Crisis averted. No police reports.

Shane is in town. We need to make time to play with him.

fatty

not to take away from below serious news...

[10:46] daniel: so i think im getting a little on the chunky side
[10:46] daniel: im just sittin in my cubicle
[10:46] daniel: minding my own business
[10:46] daniel: not even botherin anyone
[10:46] daniel: got a little tired
[10:46] daniel: did a little stretching
[10:46] daniel: and you know sometiems you just take a deep breathe in
[10:46] daniel: well on the exhale of it
[10:46] daniel: my belt broke...
[10:46] daniel: =\

[10:48] daniel: and now im beltless
[10:48] daniel: i guess i really didnt need it...

atx pix

a few atx on my camera from friday 7/18

sixth


cheers


i think friends


aquarium


some intense txting -
sweat drops down your... forehead...

Moving sucks...agreed

I have to move in 2 weeks. I sort of moved this past weekend and this heat sucks!!! Loading up my car at 3 in the afternoon is NOT a good idea but it's the only time I can. Doing it by yourself sucks even more! sigh. Anyone want to come to Galveston 2 weekends from now?

Adam, 1. I suggest you find some friends to help you move 2. Don't move until it's dark outside.

We all need a laugh

Sometimes I think we just need to get away from all the seriousness. I leave you with videos of the last time I was in Houston.

7/11/08 - Scott is dumb. Elf perspective.

I wanted to play soccer so I called mike over to go to academy first so I could get a new ball. Scott didnt want to play.. something about his ankle boohoo. Scott wanted to go to academy though for no reason at all, aside from having Mike drive him to academy and back home before we could go play soccer. So, I took it upon myself to make scotts presence worthwile and suggested he buy a ball along with Mike and I. He agrees and is still trying to decide while mike and I wait with balls in hand harhar. Scott finally decides on one but changes his mind because I'm throwing out random suggestions on what he should buy, he then decides to stick to his first choice and quickly grabs a ball off the shelf with barely a glance. In the car I start to pump up the balls (yes I brought my pump because I had already decided Scott was going to play), when I get to Scott's ball, immediately I'm like "why is this so small?" and sure enough it's the wrong size FUCKING SCOTT. so now there's no way we are going to consider bringing Scott back home first even if it is 1 minute from the soccer field. so we get to the field with Scott in his frickin sandals and his ball that we can't use and we make him drive back to my house to get proper footwear and some water, incessantly reminding him of his difficult task as he walked to the car.

Later on at Mike's house, Mike suggests we sleep over and I jokingly call Mike's bed while Scott's sitting on it, Scott decides he wants to be funny and does a half-hearted-not-very-well-thought-out goofy gesture that usually ends in embarrassment and sure enough it did.

I've known Scott for a long time now so I'm accustomed to his moments of dumbassery and I hardly react to them any more, but this one surprised me.

7/11/08 - Scott is dumb. Perspective 1 of 3.

Dear Sunny,

After reading Angela's post, I finally understand what compels you to always burst out with "Are you fucking stupid, __________!?!!!??" So with this newfound understanding, I've decided to make a post for you that may actually be worth reading. Sorry, no funny stories about fat chicks grinding on my leg, but you're not interested about that I'm sure. However, you already know that Elf, Scott, and I hang out pretty much all the time. Since you should be part of this little boyband of ours, I figure we should all post our own perspectives of our 'hangouts'. After all, you asked for an update on our lives right? Maybe we'll make these kind of posts after every weekend. Now, you have to imagine that you are actually with us in order to get the full effect ok?

So let's see.. on weekdays, I work, Scott works, and Elf goes to school. We all sit around and chat on meebo. We play ball on Wednesday nights. It's the same routine every week. Friday afternoon rolls around, I go straight home, change into my Lucas t-shirt and bball shorts, and head straight to Elf's house. 90% of the time it's Scott that answers the door. Even if Elf's mom is staring at me from the living room or Elf's dad is in the TV room right next to the front door, it's frickin Scott that opens the door. Anyway on 7/11, we sit around and decide to go to Academy first and buy some soccer balls to play soccer. On the way to Academy, Scott says he didn't bring his soccer shoes. Elf and I both: OKAYYYYYYYYY WE SAID WE WERE PLAYING SOCCER SCOTT YOU IDIOT. strike 1. We get to Academy and we all decide to each buy a ball. It's Scott's turn to pay for his ball. "Whoops I forgot my wallet at home." Elf looks at me dumbfounded. I look at back at him .............OKAY SCOTT WE SAID WE WERE BUYING SOCCER BALLS IDIOT. Elf pays for him. strike 2. We get on the car to go to Clements to play. Elf is in the back pumping air into each of our new balls. He pumps his first, then he does mine. He pulls Scott's ball out. "GOD DAMNIT FUCKING SCOTT." Turns out, Scott buys the wrong size ball. I'm shaking my head, "Scott you fucking dumb ass." strike 3. So after soccer we go back to IRL rockband practice. The whole night we're just giving Scott shit for no real reason just because he was being an idiot earlier. Eventually it just dies off and we stop talking shit.

Then 2 A.M. rolls around.

We're in my room just looking stuff up on the internet. Scott's sitting on my bed looking very sleepy. He opens the Ozarka water bottle in his hand for no reason (doesn't even drink out of it, just frickin opens it). Elf mentions something about sleeping on my bed. Scott attempts to make a funny by just throwing himself backwards onto my bed to do a 'spread eagle'. Fucking fag. So as he flings himself back, water splashes all in his face and all over my bed and my clothes. SMOOTH MOVE THERE CHAMP. Elf cracks up for like 10 minutes. I'm staring at Scott wondering what I did to deserve this. Anyway, you had to be there to just see Scott's face as the water spilled onto him. I'm lying there on my wet bed, half laughing half crying, wondering why yet again, something ridiculous happens to me when I'm just innocently sitting there doing nothing. So with Scott in the lead, you're off the hook for that time in VIP. I guess it's Elf's turn next.

So Sunny, if you didnt already know... Scott is a dumb ass and if you were there, I'm sure you would have been the first to yell "SCOTT YOU DUMB ASS" with a big grin on your face.

That concludes my perspective of that Friday. Scott and Elf - write your own versions, too. ok cool thanks

forgotten moments...

Dear Sunny,

Because everyone thinks/knows I don't do much work at work, I will join you in encouraging others to share the same passion for slackery.

Your friend,
LanLan

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forgotten moments...

however embarrassing this night of gong was for me, i decided to take one for the team and expose this pic of me with the wire hat in all its glory. notice how excited and 'unnatural' phong was in the back!




pop quiz: what do these three have in common?




so, i've always wanted to pick up photography, but i think i really captured something special here. look at the linearity in the background leading your eye towards the intricate silhouette of what i call, elf-cut.




an important way we set ourselves apart at work is by means of our wallpaper selection. what is yours? currently, i have a pic of my buddy daniel... doesn't he looks so cute in a tuxedo!



as technology becomes our bond in society, we love to acquaint others through interactions such as mySpace, Friendster, etc. Thus, I leave you with an infamous receipt.

Post More

Stop being a stalker and start posting or commenting. I can't see you guys on a regular basis so at least share your lives to me. Thanks.

hot mama

why is no one posting? well, here is my attempt at an interesting post: so, i was driving on the highway the other day when i came across a billboard that even made ME slow down...

YOUR WIFE IS HOT!

Time to fix your A/C.

HAHA. for more fun billboard ads, click here!

Go China

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-07/03/content_8479901.htm

Oops...

Anyone else think they could see this happening to Sunny or Shane?

More disasters here.

Randomness

I just came back from 2 weeks in Japan & Taiwan.  I randomly ran into Jason Huang at a club in Taipei, and through him, I found out Kelfie was in town too!  This just goes to show you how small the world really is...

Here's me and Jason at Room 18

Here's me & Kelfie & Grace at Luxy.

More BBQ pics!

How you eat a kabob

Delicious combo

I blame him for the majority of the dots on my face!
At least 3 sets...geez...haha Thanks for letting us play over at your place tho =)

I can say that because I single handedly beat Scott

and Adam! Michael was too busy playing video games...haha

and Sungjin, it was great to see you again...come back next month!

I'll have a coke!

The vending machine was out of root beer so I got a coke.

wknd update

went to the zoo, this is what i saw...

Who am I?

First to guess who this is gets to watch our band practice!!!!!!!*(#*!@$&!@&$!@*$ For free!!

P.S. Angela is still stupid

what??

RED ROVER, RED ROVER
SEND SCOTTIE BACK OVER!!

P.S. I'm stupid

Someone's dinner!

Motherfuckin dog. FYI: He looks smaller in this pix than in real life. I HATE DOGS I HATE DOGS I HATE DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi it's Tracy

Hello guys, I'm hacking into Michael's account b/c I don't have one and I wanted to show you guys some pix of my Memorial weekend... 

5-24 My friend backed up into my car. 

He "forgot" that my car was on the driveway.  And I noticed he was coming out of the garage at a weird angle... so I said "Hey don't hit my car", and right after that sentence, we heard a crunch.  Good thing it was only paint (or so I think) that rubbed off.

05-26 BBQ at my friend's place.  Got bit by their dog.  3 times.  Here are my battle wounds:

Right leg...see the bruise forming?  This was the worst one.

Left leg...see the blood coming through the bandage...

Back of right leg..some blood seeping through =/

Back of right leg, another chunk missing.

I hope your weekend was better than mine =/

Iron Man

Go watch it if you haven't!
So good =)

Thanks guys.

I like it that you guys (Scott) have been posting a lot. It's a good distraction during finals. Keep up the posting and commenting (at least for another 2 1/2 weeks).

Chris Paul for MVP

Yeah I can't believe I doubted it. I can't believe someone used to think Deron Williams was better.

cool

NO DATE FOR ME!

At least I don't have to date a fat chick! Why? Because I dunked for the first time in my life last night. My witness? Elvin Wan. That is all.

Citius, Altius, Fortius

angela: asian olympics is gonna be at UTA this year. are you gonna come visit me in dallas?
adamee: asian olympics? i thought that was in beijing?

also, phrase everyone should use (from Bring it On Again): make like a tom and cruise

Friends & Family time!

http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/814928/

Enjoy and feel free to buy me something too!
Oh, well you may want to get Fung something since it's her birthday this weekend =)

Summer Break

Mine is 6/7 - 6/15. Lemme know what y'all want to do.

Celebrity Sightings

Going on Kelf's post about celebrities, I read this article in my blog feed and I thought about Kelvin. I don't know anyone who loves Cheesecake factory more than Kelvin. Now I know the answer is basketball players. Maybe it's a rule that if you're over 6'4", you love Cheesecake Factory

Times up?

um...Elf's time.
By the way, Happy Birthday everyone!
It's 2:35 am and I can't sleep.
I should sleep, gotta be at work at 8 in the morning and pick fights with the ghettos kids I work with.

Anything exciting happening with anyone?

awkward position

so at work theres this guy that coincidentally lives in the same apartment complex as myself and ive seen him around the plant a lot more lately. he's a super flamer and because the people i eat with see him waving to me, they make fun of me with gay jokes. he comes up to me and talks to me about a month ago and asks if i have any good dvds at home. im thinking that he wants to come over and borrow some so to avoid having to see this guy ever...i tell him no i dont have any dvds. then he asks do you have any pots and pans? and i tell him no i dont cook. and im like geez this guy wants to be friends w/me or some shit. ugh. so i told my coworkers of this and they make even more fun of me. then lately ive been getting emails from him to my work email address. like those joke emails that circulate through the office. and he's a production worker taht doesnt work with a computer or has a hospira email account meaning he goes out of his way to send these emails to me. so i dont really think too much of this.

then yesterday, the wife of one of my coworkers (who works with the gay dude) tells her husband that the gay dude asked if i was in a relationship with anyone and how much he likes my body and crap like that. and now my coworkers are having a field day with all this and loving it. im just trying not to throw up. i try to shake the sick feeling in my stomach with some breakfast so as im standing in line in the cafeteria, i feel a hand gently caress my bottom. i turn around and its him smiling at me. being the professional that i am, i simply step out of line and go back to my office to cry. now if this was anywhere else this dude would get a good beat down, but since i cant kill people at work, i just walked away. some of my coworkers witnessed this caressing and think its hilarious. and now im thinking of heading to HR to file a sexual harrassment suit. is this warranted?

So...

So what's the verdict's my friends for SB?

and Elf...your deadline is approaching. Just a reminder for you and everyone else...muahaha

Scoootty, are you moving to Houston soon?

What else am I missing?

As you can see, I am bored and had to stop reading articles for class. The words were starting to blend together. Honestly, I have no idea what I have been reading. MUSH...it's all mush

guess who's back

its been a long time and the wait is over...im back and ready to help make your days at work go by a lil bit faster. we all know we look for a lil something here and there to occupy our "busy" days doing this grown up job stuff. i only wish i could freakin watch all the videos you post on the blog so i knew what the hell yall we're talking about or what was so funny, but the IT department has blocked everything fun on the internet. no online games, no porn, no you tube, no facebook....so ive resorted to two sites. http://www.howstuffworks.com/. which engulfed me for about an hour until i realized how much i hated reading. then http://www.nbc.com/. where i watch all the streaming online videos to make my day go by fast. i now watch just about all the shows that stream online through the network sites. i also just purchased a privacy filter for my monitor which is one of the best investments ive ever made. now i can look at whatever i want...guilt free. i advise everyone to get one. so thats it for the first post and i figure i leave you guys with some funny pictures about what the armed forces country would look like if hillary clinton was president. enjoy

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"PCR, When you need to know who your daddy is."

By far the best commercial for PCR that I've ever seen.

War is Real

Sometimes I forget how real the war is. I know I am in the Army and everything I train for is so I can be an asset to the Army. However, it's easy to forget because I'm always in either a hospital or classroom. Being in Seattle, I get a constant reminder with all the gun fire and artillery in the background. If I'm outside, I can hear it. And when I was preparing my life insurance and who would be all the beneficiaries at the age of 24, I realize how real this really is. And with all the gloomy weather and gloomy future ahead, the scenery is amazing. You can see Mt. Ranier in the background when there's a break in the clouds which is almost never. The hospital has an amazing landscape, and is rated the best Army Medical Center. I really enjoy this place, but I guess the last couple days I had one of those moments where I realized how dark the world is.

On a random note, a Korean Major yesterday randomly approached me and talked to me in Korean. He's an US solider but he wanted to talk to me about nursing and such. I called him but he wasn't there so I emailed him. Hopefully he can help me with some pointers.

conan o'brien fans

youtube video! good part starts around 4:00

I am the lawgiver.

I just saw this commercial on tv and thought you guys would appreciate it. This strategy might make gatherings to battle a thing of the past.

Fatties

This is for the fatties that just left my apartment. Lucky I didn't charge you guys extra!

Colt is a little kid.

Mack on Colt.

"When Colt didn't get in the huddle, he just called the signals," Brown said of his offense last season. "We had three guys going to the NFL, a center and two guards, and little Colt who looks 12 years old. We spread them out where he wouldn't have to talk to them."

All true statements. He better not eff this up. I'm going to be mad.


*EDIT: OMFG is anyone watching this idiot that just touched the ball?! UGH. GET OFF THE EFFING FIELD!

*EDIT[2]: Ok, I feel better. But that was a stressful game. It felt like Mack dusted off the VY playbook and put Colt to work. (btw...I didn't touch it! I would have felt it.)

Repeat!

I was trying to tell Elf about this video yesterday when we were playing. WATCH THIS ELF. I think I saw some #3. Also, I'm hoping #4 happens.

congrats to Rice on accepting Scotty

The holidays are coming up

Im tired of studying about OBGYN crap...

heres a lil something about ppl showing some holiday spirit..

Second Post of the Day.

Sorry for being so post-y. I have a final tomorrow and don't want to study anymore. However, I DO have a point. What are you guys doing for New Years? I think Sunny sent me a text months ago, but I have no idea if I ever responded (sorry, sunny, finals time, I don't even talk to my mom. I'll spend some Sunny time when you get here.)

Anyways...who's going to be in Houston and what are you doing? Liz told me she was planning on renting out a restaurant and having a party there. 200 ppl max. Drink sales should cover it (read: no cover)

OR Cynthia just told me about a Gray Goose Party at the Renaissance Hotel for $30.

Anyway...I don't see you guys often, so let me know. I'm tired of law school, I want to see my friends! (Ask Adam, I'm boring.)

Happy Kelf Day!

Happy Birthday Kelf, see you next week!

can elf ball?

Hi here's a real post k.
I was surfing around the interweb and found an old vid of a 5'8'' french guy jumping over people and cars dunking, he could definitely headbutt the rim if he wanted to, but no he settles with jump kicking it. So being 5'7'' i was naturally inspired to do something at least similar. I'm not in the best shape ever and have been frustrated with feeling like the old dude on the court lately. Playing with high school kids is really depressing when you "know" you can run faster and jump higher but it just doesn't happen. With all this in mind, I've set a goal for myself--I'm going to dunk. Today, November 12, 2007, I will restart my air alert program, and this time I'm doing it to the end.

To help keep my eye on the prize (and make it interesting for you all) I've made a deal with cfu:

elfffff: 15 weeks from today
so krazy buT y: which is 3 months and 3 weeks
so krazy buT y: approxmimately
elfffff: ill be dunking
so krazy buT y: I KNOW
so krazy buT y: if you dont dunk in 15 weeks
so krazy buT y: u have to go on a date with (omitted)star
so krazy buT y: just one
so krazy buT y: dinner and movie
elfffff: lol
elfffff: i dont even know how to contact her
elfffff: but ok
elfffff: sure
so krazy buT y: i will find a way
so krazy buT y: to contact her
so krazy buT y: im sure (omitted) is still around
so krazy buT y: somewhere
elfffff: if however some unforseen event were to prevent me from doing this
elfffff: like
elfffff: i broke my leg
so krazy buT y: well thats reasonable
elfffff: or my dog died
so krazy buT y: .....
so krazy buT y: no
so krazy buT y: dog died has nothing to do with your physical capabilities to perform a slam dunk
elfffff: sure it does
so krazy buT y: scientifically proven that it does not
elfffff: id like to see that study

Some names were omitted to avoid being murdered...but a lot of you can probably figure out who it is anyways.

15 weeks from today, that is Feb. 25, 2008 I will either have a self-congratulatory post + a video of my dunk up here OR I'll be on a date (assuming she agrees).

Note: If you think you have a better proposition please comment it.
My current vertical is 26 inches.
My vertical reach is 87 inches. 10' goal = 120 inches. I'd say 132 inches needed to dunk convincingly. If my math is correct I have 19 inches to gain >_<

hahaha

^_^

Eric would own face at this game...time to get a 360 *wink wink*

PLAY OF THE NIGHT

ROFL

Ok....Kelvin got new car which is a brand new Altima...

I...am going to yewston on Friday to see Sunnyjams. You all try to go down to Houston and we all hangout.


BTW...to Scott.

eye wuss SEW HARROOOO on Saturday for the first time since we did it. I got so gan faced it was awesome.

Laterals work.

I've never actually seen this work. Usually it's just a huge disaster.




Look Mikey! I did it!

American Gangster is good

that is all.

Feedback Vest

I could totally see a couple of you guys getting this. Yes, I'm looking at you Kevin Kwan. I see a bunch of you guys getting this vest and playing that Sam Fisher game....Splinter Cell! And maybe Rainbow 6. Also, when not playing games w/ the vest, you guys will run around and pretend you're Shane.

Snail Porn

I don't think I'm as L33T as Michael, so I'm just posting a link. It's actually pretty interesting. Well, I mean beyond the snail sex.

LOL reminds me of the other jap prank w/ the toilet seat

The toilet seat prank in case u forgot:




Watch them to completion!

Gold Digger got owned

Copy straight from a post on the Lexus forums (club lexus)

This golddigger got owned!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/d...439179541.html

*Copied here for easier reference*

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with
services or
other commercial interests

The answer...

PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you"
(which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm
being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so
would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as
that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.

Jesus is my homeboy. What kind of follower are you without BLING?

Amazing ability of this autistic man..

Autistic Man Draws Near-Perfect Panorama of Rome - Watch more free videos

Mudding!

This last weekend I went mudding with my cousin in the Woodlands. What is mudding elfballs? Well mudding is basically driving a 4wheeler/atv around in the woods until you get all muddy. You drive around in a caravan of however many 4wheelers you can get and you explore the woods. There are no roads or lights, just the path you make and the single headlight on your 4-wheeler. I was driving my cousins arctic cat and we came up on a big green puddle of water almost two feet deep. My cousin told me to go around it just like the two others in front of us had but I couldn't stop looking at it. It was a nasty unnatural looking green exceeding my expectations of a disgusting deep woods puddle of water...it even had a shiny film on the surface. There was a tree next to this puddle with a patch of semi-solid ground...it looked doable to me, so I said "I'm going for it." Well in retrospect this patch of ground was only wide enough to accommodate half of the 4-wheeler... so after we hit the water I floored the gas, turned side to side, and bounced up and down (this is what you do when you get stuck)...we weren't going anywhere. Half of my cousins 4wheeler was in the water and the other sitting pretty in the mud. No worries though, we got pulled out by the pro white dude (because white dudes are pro at this stuff) who was showing us around. What was funny though was the 4wheeler in the lead got stuck the same time we did in a different spot ahead of us. The pro in his army camo'd 4wheeler had stopped trying to pull them out to get us out. After this I let my cousin drive and I took the back seat. As soon as we get pulled out we hear the guys ahead of us yelling something so we turn to look. It was a flashing red and blue light, shit it's the cops! We were probably tearing up private property so cops on 4wheelers seemed reasonable. The pro and my cousin instantly did a 180 and went as fast as we could back the way we came. I kept my eyes on the flashing lights as they made their way to the guys still stuck behind us. It didn't look good for them, but we weren't much better off. We made it about 20 feet away and the pro gets stuck. I look back and the lights are closer, maybe even past the guys behind us. It seemed like my cousin and I would be the only ones to get out of there but what are the odds.. we get stuck too. So now we're all stuck in the mud waiting for the cops to get here and who the fuck shows up? Some white kid in blue jean overalls and a baseball cap with a flashing red and blue light on the front of his arctic cat.

Halo 3

I assume you guys haven't been posting because you've been dying of anticipation of Halo 3. Here's a little Halo prank.

wow this is leet..

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/useful-technology/transformer-dresses-should-be-mandatory-for-all-hawt-chicks-nsfw-301788.php?autoplay=true

pretty leet

NOT WORK SAFE!

Halo Fans

Hi. For all you dorks out there (ie. everyone that reads this blog) someone build the Warthog from Halo. Sigh. It's like making another Final Fantasy movie. Why?!

More ridiculous stuff

Because ordering fast food is hard work, McDonald's has made it easier to become a fatass. You can order through your cell phone now. Time to buy bigger pants!

no time for wit. just a link.

I miss Gregory

11 Guys you'll always find playing pick up

I'm number 11. (j/k...I'm really #8.5. Thanks guys for letting me be 8.5)

eww

hallo, I'm listening to the new Kanye cd and would like to inform everybody that it mostly sucks. Good thing I don't buy cds, never have and probably never will, because if artists only make an effort to put 2 worthwhile songs on it I don't see a reason to spend $15 for it. I'm not saying all artists are like this because there are a few of them I would be happy to spend money on, but...I'm a canton.

Mindless drivel.

I was about to complain about the lack of posting. I've been busy for the last week and a half, and there was nothing here to keep me entertained. But then before I was about to post, I checked. And for once you guys (Scott/Shane/Sunny/Scott) put up something thoughtful and serious (ok maybe not snipers, vampires, and bounty hunters). And I've got nothing.

Back to the mindless drivel from Fung. I thought the irony was completely amusing.

Lava bridges are dangerous.

Bear: -100 man points

Man v. Wild just lost some man points. Looks like Shane could host this show too.

I miss football

I miss football.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzZw39aYiGg

Elfy FTW@#!@@#!@@

i was just browsing thru tracy's facebook pics starting from the oldest pics she has..and came across this awesome pic:

AND WHO CAN FORGET THIS!!!

ELFY FTMFW~!!!!

<3

My next swimsuit

No more bikinis! I'm getting this. Helps keep my modesty and has an SPF of 50.

Fast processor

The Best Post Yet.

This is the best post yet. Varun posted it on his profile, and I'm passing on the awesome Christian message.

More Tetris!

This is a video of people playing tetris w/ dorm lights in Russia. Hilarious. It's cold! They have nothing better to do! It's more entertaining to watch than Xmas lights on a house. But I don't really get how they make a row, so they can delete the row. Eh still made me giggle.

The Greatest Game on Earth

Human Tetris. What? Yes, human tetris. So hilarious, I wish this would come to America. Watch the other video if you have time.

Too Bad Scott

Becks won't be in Dallas

He's going to be in LA at the "gym." And by gym, I mean resting up his ankles, walking around shopping.

My main computer finally died. Halp. I don't want to ask my parents to build a new comp. I want a computer :(

Shane watchout.

I was reading this article and thought, "I totally could see this happening to Shane." After your "My Roommate Has Bad Ideas" site (which I thought was hilarious), this type of name calling seems pretty benign in comparison.

138 *cry* vs 333

Tonight my dad, my cousin, and I went to check out this 2002 BMW M3 and jethuth crith did it make me miss driving a real car. Since I've been back, I've been driving my sister's 138hp 318is...the M3 is 333hp stock. Cross your fingers for me, I'll find out tomorrow if it's mine!@#&#^@$

The one I looked at is black (YESH!)

My rides so far: '89 Honda Accord LX, '90? Volvo 740 Turbo, '99 Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS, '92 Mitsubish 3000GT VR-4, Capital Metro BUS, '92? BMW 318is

Man v. Wild

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXuFR7Cz4rk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ewwtdd%2Ecom%2Fpost%2Ephtml%3Fpk%3D2596

So I tried watching this show one time, and didn't find it THAT exciting. And then I watched this clip....and HOLY CRAP, he's a man. He just gained 10 bazillion man points, in my book.

OU is still stupid.

Copied and pasted from this post. (You might want to click on it anyway, there's a very booby picture accompanying the post.)

The University of Oklahoma is appealing the NCAA's ruling which expunged all 8 wins from Sooners' football team 2005 record for "failure to monitor" the employment of players at a Norman auto dealership.

"We have accepted a large majority of the NCAA's findings and penalties because we agree that the highest possible standards of conduct and ethics should be maintained and that when mistakes are made, even if they are unintentional, institutions must be held accountable," [OU President David] Boren said in a statement Friday.

You got that people? Only the highest standards from now on for the Sooners. Oklahoma is accepting the 2 additional years of probation and the loss of 2 scholarships, and the only thing they want back is their 2005 wins. In an imaginary letter to NCAA President Les Miles, Boren stated, "Listen Les, we already made up next year's programs, and the statisticians are gonna have my ass if our all-time record is deemed incorrect. Think of all the damn Wite-Out we'll have to buy. Don't you make bring up that Oregon game again."

As an Irish-Catholic from Chicago, I'm shocked that men got paid for work they didn't perform. And to wield your connections to get that job? Shameful. Haven't they ever heard of "an honest day's work for an honest day's pay" shuffling papers at a City Hall desk job for which you used your mother's maiden name to get? -KD

Haha...the 2005 season was so long ago (2 years), no one cares. [If I remember correctly in '05 we only lost 1(?) game. I'm going to say 1, and that makes us undefeated for the '05 season! I'm now going to convince myself we won 2 national titles at the Rose Bowl.]

All I know is that I heart Texas, and Vince is my hero. Nevermind our currently n00b QB and injury prone pansies.

Rant

Me ranting about perves.

Sorry to be a posting whore, but you guys are boring. Entertain me! Otherwise I'll keep posting silly stuff to entertain myself.

Big Robots!

Hi friends (as you like to say),

You guys needed a new post, so I'm posting something. It's a BIG ROBOT!

Some people in Japan are building a life size "Gundam" robot. What's a Gundam? All I know is that it's big. Ok time for work, bye!

ISFP

Hi friends! Yea I haven't posted in a while, and I can't exactly say it's because I've been busy.

Where do I start...well, I've moved back to Sugar Land and have been waiting for summer school to start (I'm that bored). I've also been going to the gym 5 days a week trying to get huge and to keep my bball skills intact. My sister moved to HK with her boyfriend, and my mom is in HK as well visiting relatives.

My grandma in HK passed away recently so my mom had to fly in earlier than she had planned. My parents had talked about moving to HK before and I shrugged it off but now it looks like it's going to happen, and my mom really wants me to go with them. We sold our house just a few days ago and are looking for a smaller one to move into until I
finish school. I haven't yet decided if I want to move to friggin China. Wtf would I do there? I don't think my chinese is exactly good enough to be a nurse there, so I started to really think about my future and what I wanted to do with it. I really wanted some affirmation that nursing school was the right thing for me, so I took a 4-question version of the Myers-Briggs personality test to find out my personality type, and then looked up careers that would fit my type. I ended up with the same result I got from the more comprehensive 100+ question version I took in psych class, ISFP (Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Perceiving). Anyways, I found a list of careers for ISFP's and 'nurse' was on it, so I'm happy. 'Teacher' was on it too, so if anything, I could teach english if I moved to HK.

Here's a summary of the ISFP type. I feel it sums up my personality pretty well. I'm curious as to what everyone else's types are.

My family is moving back into Sugarland this mid summer. Yes..no more chanktown for us. On another note I guess I have a girl now :O. Anyways me and Kelvin need to desperately find a new place to live since our lease ends in like 1 1/2 months...yeah....getting old = lazy farts

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/metro/4766843.html