Tuesday, February 12, 2008

awkward position

so at work theres this guy that coincidentally lives in the same apartment complex as myself and ive seen him around the plant a lot more lately. he's a super flamer and because the people i eat with see him waving to me, they make fun of me with gay jokes. he comes up to me and talks to me about a month ago and asks if i have any good dvds at home. im thinking that he wants to come over and borrow some so to avoid having to see this guy ever...i tell him no i dont have any dvds. then he asks do you have any pots and pans? and i tell him no i dont cook. and im like geez this guy wants to be friends w/me or some shit. ugh. so i told my coworkers of this and they make even more fun of me. then lately ive been getting emails from him to my work email address. like those joke emails that circulate through the office. and he's a production worker taht doesnt work with a computer or has a hospira email account meaning he goes out of his way to send these emails to me. so i dont really think too much of this.

then yesterday, the wife of one of my coworkers (who works with the gay dude) tells her husband that the gay dude asked if i was in a relationship with anyone and how much he likes my body and crap like that. and now my coworkers are having a field day with all this and loving it. im just trying not to throw up. i try to shake the sick feeling in my stomach with some breakfast so as im standing in line in the cafeteria, i feel a hand gently caress my bottom. i turn around and its him smiling at me. being the professional that i am, i simply step out of line and go back to my office to cry. now if this was anywhere else this dude would get a good beat down, but since i cant kill people at work, i just walked away. some of my coworkers witnessed this caressing and think its hilarious. and now im thinking of heading to HR to file a sexual harrassment suit. is this warranted?

12 comments:

sw4ng said...

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breathe

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literally crying

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whew... but seriously after physical contact like that, going to HR is definitely warranted

LanLan said...

so after scottie's request for me to read the blog, here i am.

THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS!! hahahah... talk about violation. yeah, HR, CEO, obama... take care of this before he starts fondling or something haha

side note: pots and pans? interesting pickup line...

MikeyLU said...

doug..i used to do that to you all the time..did u cry after all those times?

in all honesty..yes it does warrant a sexual harrasment suit..but u should talk to the guy first and say that u dont roll that way..and that if he ever did that again you would deck him..and not the good way either.

adameepoo said...

omg that is great

sunny said...

Well the most professional thing is to tell him to just harassing him or you'll go to HR. Then go to HR anyways..

sunny said...

the is a very ironic story btw

sw4ng said...

where's victor

fuGG4r said...

just take it up the butt already gah

Jason Wu said...

dude so funny

i agree with mike, tell him first to leave you alone before going to HR

who knows what kind of gay vibes you were giving him

annie said...

haha...sorry...haha...oh man!

Talk to him first then if he does it again, then go to HR. I say this bc I've seen you when you're with the guys...jk!

Just go have a DTR...

elfffff said...

This didn't surprise me at all. All the d00ds love(smiley-face-with-angelina-jolie-lips-kinda-love) dugly.

FUNG! said...

OMFG i'm going to burst out laughing in class. and i'm in the front row.

i've read enough sexual harassment cases to know that you probably won't have a good case. (but it does raise interesting legal questions...but that's for law geeks)

Tell HR, tell the guy to leave you alone. Record every instance of harassment...on this blog. Happens again...let us know.