Home

I'm in the process of coming home. Should be home in 1-2 days depending on my driving, and we all know what that's like.

btw. home = houston. Will be in Austin later to pickup some stuff.

I am so bored

Okay I'm sitting here at home by myself waiting to watch Spain beat France and I am fucking bored (as you may be able to tell from eric's post)..SO I decided to share with everyone which asian actresses I think are hawt..from HK to Korea to Japan..sorry Cambodia. So here they are:

HK - Athena Chu

Korea - Kim Jeung Eun

Japan - Yukie Nakama

Here's a ch4nk for adam
China - Liu Yi Fei

Hotness to me is a combination of cuteness, looks, sense of humor, personality, and all that other good stuff. thx. ok bye time to watch the game

FUCKING GEORGIA

So I got moved from meedang city to a place with viets and the spaniards. Noone can speak english. NOONE. Anyway, I knocked on someone's door and the viet answers and looks at me and slams the door in my face. Then stares at me through his window. I seriously wanted to piss all over his front door. Instead I laughed in his face in front of the window and ran to the next house. GEE GEE I have so many stories that are stupid. I think I'm coming home soon I can't stand this shit.

welcome elf back...

ELFY is now back..after being ch4nkified in Hong Kong....not-surprisingly soon after his arrival this blog is created...ELFY is the ch4nk superstar that is the glue amongst the other ch4nks...

long live ch4nkhouse

elf's ch4nk heroes

Left to right: Bat Leung-Gum, Lee Kin-Yan, Ng Man-Tat, and my idol Stephen Chow