old but still funnny

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I'm going good at posting random stories. Don't count on me for real stories.

Getting carded in Melbourne just got awesome. If you don't want to click on the link, basically:

"[A]nyone showing signs of trouble inside a venue would be shown a yellow card, warning them that if they didn’t settle down they would be removed from the building."

This is hilarious. I propose we all buy soccer ref cards, and card each other when we start getting obnoxious. Also, this reminds me of Scott.