So...

So what's the verdict's my friends for SB?

and Elf...your deadline is approaching. Just a reminder for you and everyone else...muahaha

Scoootty, are you moving to Houston soon?

What else am I missing?

As you can see, I am bored and had to stop reading articles for class. The words were starting to blend together. Honestly, I have no idea what I have been reading. MUSH...it's all mush

guess who's back

its been a long time and the wait is over...im back and ready to help make your days at work go by a lil bit faster. we all know we look for a lil something here and there to occupy our "busy" days doing this grown up job stuff. i only wish i could freakin watch all the videos you post on the blog so i knew what the hell yall we're talking about or what was so funny, but the IT department has blocked everything fun on the internet. no online games, no porn, no you tube, no facebook....so ive resorted to two sites. http://www.howstuffworks.com/. which engulfed me for about an hour until i realized how much i hated reading. then http://www.nbc.com/. where i watch all the streaming online videos to make my day go by fast. i now watch just about all the shows that stream online through the network sites. i also just purchased a privacy filter for my monitor which is one of the best investments ive ever made. now i can look at whatever i want...guilt free. i advise everyone to get one. so thats it for the first post and i figure i leave you guys with some funny pictures about what the armed forces country would look like if hillary clinton was president. enjoy

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"PCR, When you need to know who your daddy is."

By far the best commercial for PCR that I've ever seen.

War is Real

Sometimes I forget how real the war is. I know I am in the Army and everything I train for is so I can be an asset to the Army. However, it's easy to forget because I'm always in either a hospital or classroom. Being in Seattle, I get a constant reminder with all the gun fire and artillery in the background. If I'm outside, I can hear it. And when I was preparing my life insurance and who would be all the beneficiaries at the age of 24, I realize how real this really is. And with all the gloomy weather and gloomy future ahead, the scenery is amazing. You can see Mt. Ranier in the background when there's a break in the clouds which is almost never. The hospital has an amazing landscape, and is rated the best Army Medical Center. I really enjoy this place, but I guess the last couple days I had one of those moments where I realized how dark the world is.

On a random note, a Korean Major yesterday randomly approached me and talked to me in Korean. He's an US solider but he wanted to talk to me about nursing and such. I called him but he wasn't there so I emailed him. Hopefully he can help me with some pointers.

conan o'brien fans

youtube video! good part starts around 4:00

I am the lawgiver.

I just saw this commercial on tv and thought you guys would appreciate it. This strategy might make gatherings to battle a thing of the past.

Fatties

This is for the fatties that just left my apartment. Lucky I didn't charge you guys extra!

Colt is a little kid.

Mack on Colt.

"When Colt didn't get in the huddle, he just called the signals," Brown said of his offense last season. "We had three guys going to the NFL, a center and two guards, and little Colt who looks 12 years old. We spread them out where he wouldn't have to talk to them."

All true statements. He better not eff this up. I'm going to be mad.


*EDIT: OMFG is anyone watching this idiot that just touched the ball?! UGH. GET OFF THE EFFING FIELD!

*EDIT[2]: Ok, I feel better. But that was a stressful game. It felt like Mack dusted off the VY playbook and put Colt to work. (btw...I didn't touch it! I would have felt it.)

Repeat!

I was trying to tell Elf about this video yesterday when we were playing. WATCH THIS ELF. I think I saw some #3. Also, I'm hoping #4 happens.

congrats to Rice on accepting Scotty

The holidays are coming up

Im tired of studying about OBGYN crap...

heres a lil something about ppl showing some holiday spirit..

Second Post of the Day.

Sorry for being so post-y. I have a final tomorrow and don't want to study anymore. However, I DO have a point. What are you guys doing for New Years? I think Sunny sent me a text months ago, but I have no idea if I ever responded (sorry, sunny, finals time, I don't even talk to my mom. I'll spend some Sunny time when you get here.)

Anyways...who's going to be in Houston and what are you doing? Liz told me she was planning on renting out a restaurant and having a party there. 200 ppl max. Drink sales should cover it (read: no cover)

OR Cynthia just told me about a Gray Goose Party at the Renaissance Hotel for $30.

Anyway...I don't see you guys often, so let me know. I'm tired of law school, I want to see my friends! (Ask Adam, I'm boring.)

Happy Kelf Day!

Happy Birthday Kelf, see you next week!

can elf ball?

Hi here's a real post k.
I was surfing around the interweb and found an old vid of a 5'8'' french guy jumping over people and cars dunking, he could definitely headbutt the rim if he wanted to, but no he settles with jump kicking it. So being 5'7'' i was naturally inspired to do something at least similar. I'm not in the best shape ever and have been frustrated with feeling like the old dude on the court lately. Playing with high school kids is really depressing when you "know" you can run faster and jump higher but it just doesn't happen. With all this in mind, I've set a goal for myself--I'm going to dunk. Today, November 12, 2007, I will restart my air alert program, and this time I'm doing it to the end.

To help keep my eye on the prize (and make it interesting for you all) I've made a deal with cfu:

elfffff: 15 weeks from today
so krazy buT y: which is 3 months and 3 weeks
so krazy buT y: approxmimately
elfffff: ill be dunking
so krazy buT y: I KNOW
so krazy buT y: if you dont dunk in 15 weeks
so krazy buT y: u have to go on a date with (omitted)star
so krazy buT y: just one
so krazy buT y: dinner and movie
elfffff: lol
elfffff: i dont even know how to contact her
elfffff: but ok
elfffff: sure
so krazy buT y: i will find a way
so krazy buT y: to contact her
so krazy buT y: im sure (omitted) is still around
so krazy buT y: somewhere
elfffff: if however some unforseen event were to prevent me from doing this
elfffff: like
elfffff: i broke my leg
so krazy buT y: well thats reasonable
elfffff: or my dog died
so krazy buT y: .....
so krazy buT y: no
so krazy buT y: dog died has nothing to do with your physical capabilities to perform a slam dunk
elfffff: sure it does
so krazy buT y: scientifically proven that it does not
elfffff: id like to see that study

Some names were omitted to avoid being murdered...but a lot of you can probably figure out who it is anyways.

15 weeks from today, that is Feb. 25, 2008 I will either have a self-congratulatory post + a video of my dunk up here OR I'll be on a date (assuming she agrees).

Note: If you think you have a better proposition please comment it.
My current vertical is 26 inches.
My vertical reach is 87 inches. 10' goal = 120 inches. I'd say 132 inches needed to dunk convincingly. If my math is correct I have 19 inches to gain >_<

hahaha

^_^

Eric would own face at this game...time to get a 360 *wink wink*

PLAY OF THE NIGHT

ROFL

Ok....Kelvin got new car which is a brand new Altima...

I...am going to yewston on Friday to see Sunnyjams. You all try to go down to Houston and we all hangout.


BTW...to Scott.

eye wuss SEW HARROOOO on Saturday for the first time since we did it. I got so gan faced it was awesome.

Laterals work.

I've never actually seen this work. Usually it's just a huge disaster.




Look Mikey! I did it!

American Gangster is good

that is all.