Colt is a little kid.

Mack on Colt.

"When Colt didn't get in the huddle, he just called the signals," Brown said of his offense last season. "We had three guys going to the NFL, a center and two guards, and little Colt who looks 12 years old. We spread them out where he wouldn't have to talk to them."

All true statements. He better not eff this up. I'm going to be mad.


*EDIT: OMFG is anyone watching this idiot that just touched the ball?! UGH. GET OFF THE EFFING FIELD!

*EDIT[2]: Ok, I feel better. But that was a stressful game. It felt like Mack dusted off the VY playbook and put Colt to work. (btw...I didn't touch it! I would have felt it.)

Repeat!

I was trying to tell Elf about this video yesterday when we were playing. WATCH THIS ELF. I think I saw some #3. Also, I'm hoping #4 happens.

congrats to Rice on accepting Scotty

The holidays are coming up

Im tired of studying about OBGYN crap...

heres a lil something about ppl showing some holiday spirit..

Second Post of the Day.

Sorry for being so post-y. I have a final tomorrow and don't want to study anymore. However, I DO have a point. What are you guys doing for New Years? I think Sunny sent me a text months ago, but I have no idea if I ever responded (sorry, sunny, finals time, I don't even talk to my mom. I'll spend some Sunny time when you get here.)

Anyways...who's going to be in Houston and what are you doing? Liz told me she was planning on renting out a restaurant and having a party there. 200 ppl max. Drink sales should cover it (read: no cover)

OR Cynthia just told me about a Gray Goose Party at the Renaissance Hotel for $30.

Anyway...I don't see you guys often, so let me know. I'm tired of law school, I want to see my friends! (Ask Adam, I'm boring.)

Happy Kelf Day!

Happy Birthday Kelf, see you next week!

can elf ball?

Hi here's a real post k.
I was surfing around the interweb and found an old vid of a 5'8'' french guy jumping over people and cars dunking, he could definitely headbutt the rim if he wanted to, but no he settles with jump kicking it. So being 5'7'' i was naturally inspired to do something at least similar. I'm not in the best shape ever and have been frustrated with feeling like the old dude on the court lately. Playing with high school kids is really depressing when you "know" you can run faster and jump higher but it just doesn't happen. With all this in mind, I've set a goal for myself--I'm going to dunk. Today, November 12, 2007, I will restart my air alert program, and this time I'm doing it to the end.

To help keep my eye on the prize (and make it interesting for you all) I've made a deal with cfu:

elfffff: 15 weeks from today
so krazy buT y: which is 3 months and 3 weeks
so krazy buT y: approxmimately
elfffff: ill be dunking
so krazy buT y: I KNOW
so krazy buT y: if you dont dunk in 15 weeks
so krazy buT y: u have to go on a date with (omitted)star
so krazy buT y: just one
so krazy buT y: dinner and movie
elfffff: lol
elfffff: i dont even know how to contact her
elfffff: but ok
elfffff: sure
so krazy buT y: i will find a way
so krazy buT y: to contact her
so krazy buT y: im sure (omitted) is still around
so krazy buT y: somewhere
elfffff: if however some unforseen event were to prevent me from doing this
elfffff: like
elfffff: i broke my leg
so krazy buT y: well thats reasonable
elfffff: or my dog died
so krazy buT y: .....
so krazy buT y: no
so krazy buT y: dog died has nothing to do with your physical capabilities to perform a slam dunk
elfffff: sure it does
so krazy buT y: scientifically proven that it does not
elfffff: id like to see that study

Some names were omitted to avoid being murdered...but a lot of you can probably figure out who it is anyways.

15 weeks from today, that is Feb. 25, 2008 I will either have a self-congratulatory post + a video of my dunk up here OR I'll be on a date (assuming she agrees).

Note: If you think you have a better proposition please comment it.
My current vertical is 26 inches.
My vertical reach is 87 inches. 10' goal = 120 inches. I'd say 132 inches needed to dunk convincingly. If my math is correct I have 19 inches to gain >_<

hahaha

^_^

Eric would own face at this game...time to get a 360 *wink wink*

PLAY OF THE NIGHT

ROFL

Ok....Kelvin got new car which is a brand new Altima...

I...am going to yewston on Friday to see Sunnyjams. You all try to go down to Houston and we all hangout.


BTW...to Scott.

eye wuss SEW HARROOOO on Saturday for the first time since we did it. I got so gan faced it was awesome.

Laterals work.

I've never actually seen this work. Usually it's just a huge disaster.




Look Mikey! I did it!

American Gangster is good

that is all.

Feedback Vest

I could totally see a couple of you guys getting this. Yes, I'm looking at you Kevin Kwan. I see a bunch of you guys getting this vest and playing that Sam Fisher game....Splinter Cell! And maybe Rainbow 6. Also, when not playing games w/ the vest, you guys will run around and pretend you're Shane.

Snail Porn

I don't think I'm as L33T as Michael, so I'm just posting a link. It's actually pretty interesting. Well, I mean beyond the snail sex.

LOL reminds me of the other jap prank w/ the toilet seat

The toilet seat prank in case u forgot:




Watch them to completion!

Gold Digger got owned

Copy straight from a post on the Lexus forums (club lexus)

This golddigger got owned!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/d...439179541.html

*Copied here for easier reference*

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with
services or
other commercial interests

The answer...

PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you"
(which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm
being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so
would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as
that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.

Jesus is my homeboy. What kind of follower are you without BLING?

Amazing ability of this autistic man..

Autistic Man Draws Near-Perfect Panorama of Rome - Watch more free videos

Mudding!

This last weekend I went mudding with my cousin in the Woodlands. What is mudding elfballs? Well mudding is basically driving a 4wheeler/atv around in the woods until you get all muddy. You drive around in a caravan of however many 4wheelers you can get and you explore the woods. There are no roads or lights, just the path you make and the single headlight on your 4-wheeler. I was driving my cousins arctic cat and we came up on a big green puddle of water almost two feet deep. My cousin told me to go around it just like the two others in front of us had but I couldn't stop looking at it. It was a nasty unnatural looking green exceeding my expectations of a disgusting deep woods puddle of water...it even had a shiny film on the surface. There was a tree next to this puddle with a patch of semi-solid ground...it looked doable to me, so I said "I'm going for it." Well in retrospect this patch of ground was only wide enough to accommodate half of the 4-wheeler... so after we hit the water I floored the gas, turned side to side, and bounced up and down (this is what you do when you get stuck)...we weren't going anywhere. Half of my cousins 4wheeler was in the water and the other sitting pretty in the mud. No worries though, we got pulled out by the pro white dude (because white dudes are pro at this stuff) who was showing us around. What was funny though was the 4wheeler in the lead got stuck the same time we did in a different spot ahead of us. The pro in his army camo'd 4wheeler had stopped trying to pull them out to get us out. After this I let my cousin drive and I took the back seat. As soon as we get pulled out we hear the guys ahead of us yelling something so we turn to look. It was a flashing red and blue light, shit it's the cops! We were probably tearing up private property so cops on 4wheelers seemed reasonable. The pro and my cousin instantly did a 180 and went as fast as we could back the way we came. I kept my eyes on the flashing lights as they made their way to the guys still stuck behind us. It didn't look good for them, but we weren't much better off. We made it about 20 feet away and the pro gets stuck. I look back and the lights are closer, maybe even past the guys behind us. It seemed like my cousin and I would be the only ones to get out of there but what are the odds.. we get stuck too. So now we're all stuck in the mud waiting for the cops to get here and who the fuck shows up? Some white kid in blue jean overalls and a baseball cap with a flashing red and blue light on the front of his arctic cat.

Halo 3

I assume you guys haven't been posting because you've been dying of anticipation of Halo 3. Here's a little Halo prank.

wow this is leet..

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/useful-technology/transformer-dresses-should-be-mandatory-for-all-hawt-chicks-nsfw-301788.php?autoplay=true

pretty leet

NOT WORK SAFE!

Halo Fans

Hi. For all you dorks out there (ie. everyone that reads this blog) someone build the Warthog from Halo. Sigh. It's like making another Final Fantasy movie. Why?!

More ridiculous stuff

Because ordering fast food is hard work, McDonald's has made it easier to become a fatass. You can order through your cell phone now. Time to buy bigger pants!

no time for wit. just a link.

I miss Gregory

11 Guys you'll always find playing pick up

I'm number 11. (j/k...I'm really #8.5. Thanks guys for letting me be 8.5)

eww

hallo, I'm listening to the new Kanye cd and would like to inform everybody that it mostly sucks. Good thing I don't buy cds, never have and probably never will, because if artists only make an effort to put 2 worthwhile songs on it I don't see a reason to spend $15 for it. I'm not saying all artists are like this because there are a few of them I would be happy to spend money on, but...I'm a canton.

Mindless drivel.

I was about to complain about the lack of posting. I've been busy for the last week and a half, and there was nothing here to keep me entertained. But then before I was about to post, I checked. And for once you guys (Scott/Shane/Sunny/Scott) put up something thoughtful and serious (ok maybe not snipers, vampires, and bounty hunters). And I've got nothing.

Back to the mindless drivel from Fung. I thought the irony was completely amusing.

Lava bridges are dangerous.

Bear: -100 man points

Man v. Wild just lost some man points. Looks like Shane could host this show too.

I miss football

I miss football.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzZw39aYiGg

Elfy FTW@#!@@#!@@

i was just browsing thru tracy's facebook pics starting from the oldest pics she has..and came across this awesome pic:

AND WHO CAN FORGET THIS!!!

ELFY FTMFW~!!!!

<3

My next swimsuit

No more bikinis! I'm getting this. Helps keep my modesty and has an SPF of 50.

Fast processor

The Best Post Yet.

This is the best post yet. Varun posted it on his profile, and I'm passing on the awesome Christian message.

More Tetris!

This is a video of people playing tetris w/ dorm lights in Russia. Hilarious. It's cold! They have nothing better to do! It's more entertaining to watch than Xmas lights on a house. But I don't really get how they make a row, so they can delete the row. Eh still made me giggle.

The Greatest Game on Earth

Human Tetris. What? Yes, human tetris. So hilarious, I wish this would come to America. Watch the other video if you have time.

Too Bad Scott

Becks won't be in Dallas

He's going to be in LA at the "gym." And by gym, I mean resting up his ankles, walking around shopping.

My main computer finally died. Halp. I don't want to ask my parents to build a new comp. I want a computer :(

Shane watchout.

I was reading this article and thought, "I totally could see this happening to Shane." After your "My Roommate Has Bad Ideas" site (which I thought was hilarious), this type of name calling seems pretty benign in comparison.

138 *cry* vs 333

Tonight my dad, my cousin, and I went to check out this 2002 BMW M3 and jethuth crith did it make me miss driving a real car. Since I've been back, I've been driving my sister's 138hp 318is...the M3 is 333hp stock. Cross your fingers for me, I'll find out tomorrow if it's mine!@#&#^@$

The one I looked at is black (YESH!)

My rides so far: '89 Honda Accord LX, '90? Volvo 740 Turbo, '99 Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS, '92 Mitsubish 3000GT VR-4, Capital Metro BUS, '92? BMW 318is

Man v. Wild

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXuFR7Cz4rk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ewwtdd%2Ecom%2Fpost%2Ephtml%3Fpk%3D2596

So I tried watching this show one time, and didn't find it THAT exciting. And then I watched this clip....and HOLY CRAP, he's a man. He just gained 10 bazillion man points, in my book.

OU is still stupid.

Copied and pasted from this post. (You might want to click on it anyway, there's a very booby picture accompanying the post.)

The University of Oklahoma is appealing the NCAA's ruling which expunged all 8 wins from Sooners' football team 2005 record for "failure to monitor" the employment of players at a Norman auto dealership.

"We have accepted a large majority of the NCAA's findings and penalties because we agree that the highest possible standards of conduct and ethics should be maintained and that when mistakes are made, even if they are unintentional, institutions must be held accountable," [OU President David] Boren said in a statement Friday.

You got that people? Only the highest standards from now on for the Sooners. Oklahoma is accepting the 2 additional years of probation and the loss of 2 scholarships, and the only thing they want back is their 2005 wins. In an imaginary letter to NCAA President Les Miles, Boren stated, "Listen Les, we already made up next year's programs, and the statisticians are gonna have my ass if our all-time record is deemed incorrect. Think of all the damn Wite-Out we'll have to buy. Don't you make bring up that Oregon game again."

As an Irish-Catholic from Chicago, I'm shocked that men got paid for work they didn't perform. And to wield your connections to get that job? Shameful. Haven't they ever heard of "an honest day's work for an honest day's pay" shuffling papers at a City Hall desk job for which you used your mother's maiden name to get? -KD

Haha...the 2005 season was so long ago (2 years), no one cares. [If I remember correctly in '05 we only lost 1(?) game. I'm going to say 1, and that makes us undefeated for the '05 season! I'm now going to convince myself we won 2 national titles at the Rose Bowl.]

All I know is that I heart Texas, and Vince is my hero. Nevermind our currently n00b QB and injury prone pansies.

Rant

Me ranting about perves.

Sorry to be a posting whore, but you guys are boring. Entertain me! Otherwise I'll keep posting silly stuff to entertain myself.

Big Robots!

Hi friends (as you like to say),

You guys needed a new post, so I'm posting something. It's a BIG ROBOT!

Some people in Japan are building a life size "Gundam" robot. What's a Gundam? All I know is that it's big. Ok time for work, bye!

ISFP

Hi friends! Yea I haven't posted in a while, and I can't exactly say it's because I've been busy.

Where do I start...well, I've moved back to Sugar Land and have been waiting for summer school to start (I'm that bored). I've also been going to the gym 5 days a week trying to get huge and to keep my bball skills intact. My sister moved to HK with her boyfriend, and my mom is in HK as well visiting relatives.

My grandma in HK passed away recently so my mom had to fly in earlier than she had planned. My parents had talked about moving to HK before and I shrugged it off but now it looks like it's going to happen, and my mom really wants me to go with them. We sold our house just a few days ago and are looking for a smaller one to move into until I
finish school. I haven't yet decided if I want to move to friggin China. Wtf would I do there? I don't think my chinese is exactly good enough to be a nurse there, so I started to really think about my future and what I wanted to do with it. I really wanted some affirmation that nursing school was the right thing for me, so I took a 4-question version of the Myers-Briggs personality test to find out my personality type, and then looked up careers that would fit my type. I ended up with the same result I got from the more comprehensive 100+ question version I took in psych class, ISFP (Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Perceiving). Anyways, I found a list of careers for ISFP's and 'nurse' was on it, so I'm happy. 'Teacher' was on it too, so if anything, I could teach english if I moved to HK.

Here's a summary of the ISFP type. I feel it sums up my personality pretty well. I'm curious as to what everyone else's types are.

My family is moving back into Sugarland this mid summer. Yes..no more chanktown for us. On another note I guess I have a girl now :O. Anyways me and Kelvin need to desperately find a new place to live since our lease ends in like 1 1/2 months...yeah....getting old = lazy farts

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/metro/4766843.html

Official NBA playoffs 1st round 2007 comments

Ive been watching most of these games (western conference mainly + chicago/Miami) and i have to say the most exciting/entertaining has got to be:

the Warriors/Mavs series.. Game 4 was soo awesome the crowd is ridiculously loud and it was such a "down-to-the-wire" game that really was worth watching, even with the 8am Final i had to take the next morning. And living on East coast time didnt help (game ended at 1 am..watched post game chatter till 2ish). But it was well worth it..BD PWN kthx.. Warriors up 3-1 hoping to close it out in Dallas in game 5.

The Miami/Chicago series is entertaining as well.. but in a different way, none of the games were really that close but you saw ben gordon and luol deng tear up the whole heat squad eventually Sweeping the defending champs at Miami, good thing i didnt buy tickets to go. Also Nocioni is definately their X-factor he does alot for that team besides pts/rebs..this team will definately give the pistons a run for their money.

And then there is the Rockets series...I was very worried how badly we got owned in games 3 and 4 that i had almost lost hope.. but we managed to steal a win at home, hopefully we can gain some momentum and steal another in utah to seal the deal...After getting outplayed by Utah's 6th man (matt harpring) in game 4, Tmac came to play tonite with 26 and 16 assists..He had this one play where he pretty muched dunked over AK47 and maybe one other guy, and another play where he broke giricek's ankles and eventually making some circus shot over boozer. Game 5 was pretty damn physical, they pretty much didnt call anything down-low so yao got robbed a lot of freethrows, as did Tmac. Yao is getting dominated by boozer and we need to find some kind of defensive scheme to counter that.. Game 6 is on Thursday, right before my Parasitology test..and theres still no question that i'll miss watching this game.

I was going to end the post with that..but how could i forget the Suns/Lakers series!! Nash is amazing, and i still think he should get the MVP instead of dirk.. 15 assists at the half of game 4 are you kidding me! thats tied for all time with magic and doc rivers. and he finished with like 23 assists or something. Nash is definately a future hall of famer, because i think he's better than Stockton, and he is a hall of famer. Nash actually can create his own shot and go on a scoring rampage as evidence in previous years playoffs, or he can go on cruise control and deal out 20+ assists at any given night. That coupled with freakishly athletic teammates (amare, matrix, barbosa) this team is scary..And if the Mavs lose to the warriors..the Suns WILL win the championship.. If the Rockets win their series with the Jazz, we would have to face warriors/mavs..And then we would have to go against the Suns assuming they take care of the Spurs which is pretty obvious that the Suns are probably the worse matchup for the Rockets in the league. We did beat them once this season at home in the 2nd to last regular season game, but we played perfect ball and it was still a very close game. As it stands now, the Suns are up 3-1 and are most likely going to finish this one in 5.

The other 3 matchups in the East..are all Sweeps...Snooze fest..except for new jersey/toronto..that matchup is a snooze fest..just not a sweep..jersey should finish them off in 5.

HAPPY BDAY ADAMEE POOOO

every one of you bitches wish adamee a happy bday ...that is all..

Hai

Me on a corner of 6th st with a guitar = no cash mahney. Granted I was drunk but that wouldn't matter if I had any talent am I right.. so HK popstar is out of the picture. I'll try to get the pics but the guy with the camera is from Germany =\.

good luck to sunny in basic training for the army.

HAPPY BDAY

HAPPY BDAYS to FEB 15th & 18th ppl

Wiiiiiiiii

modrobert writes "I just got word that the team behind the successful xenoGC and later xenoGC 2.0 now have a working drivechip for Wii which should be released soon. No further info available at the moment, not even a name, but my guess is xenoWii. ;)"

Time for feelings sharing..s

So I'm sitting here in my introversion, staring blankly into space trying to figure out why I'm so bitter while my roommate and 3 of his friends, which I do not know, are playing on my wii. It could be the fact that he was in the process of moving out (about a week after the date he said he would) when he asked if I minded if he played wii...I hesitated a second (because I'm an ass) then shook my head to let him know it was ok. But I think it's just the fact that I hate when people use my stuff, It's not even because I don't believe they will treat my things with as much care as their own, it's because they won't treat it as carefully as I would. Another way I see it is that If anything were to happen, I could never blame other people for it, because in the end it's my responsibility. I can't turn people down either when they ask...what a predicament.
Food for thought: The more I like you the more inclined I am to tkd you in the face than to just be quiet, cold and resentful when you mess my shit up.

=P

update your accounts and stuff

(._. ) Hi it's 530am so here is a post

Ok so since I'm jobless and still in school I get a winter break, and during this break I get to do even more of nothing. I was back in houston for the holidays so yea..there was a lot of eating going on. SAN DONG GEE PAI FAN delicious. That wasn't a sentence but whatever. Seeing family and houston peoples was very niiice.
In houston..I went to a family friend's annual christmas dinner which was boring as usual but was still good to see everyone. I also went to Sammy's 80's night which was fun stuff and the live music was inspiring. Right after Sammy's I decided I wanted to get myself a present so I joined Mike and Eric and went to Toys R Us to camp 5hrs for Wiis in the cold-as-fuck degree weather. I must say, seeing all the people that come 30 minutes before the store opens thinking they have a chance get disappointed while you are holding willy wonka's golden ticket is a great way to start the day. One guy even came after the doors had opened, only to find 15 people paying for the 15 wiis available. He then yells out "if you sell one on ebay you suck!" Good thing Mike sucks.
I also went to Tracy's New Years party which was nice drunken goodness. I got to see all these old clements people that I recognize but don't know.
"DO THE MICHAEL!!!!"

Alright, sleep time.
Happy belated Christmas + New Years!

So, my first impressions of Zelda on wii was that I thought it was going to blow balls and how did people even like the game but now that I'm further into the game...W O W...this game is AMAZING. ok thank you.