Remember that bet where elf...

Isn't elf supposed to date someone if he doesn't dunk by so and so. Just bringing stuff up from the grave.

rofl..ch4nked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S_soY5Jg_Q

lolz

http://www.mymomisafob.com/

this is pretty frigging funny. I'm sure we all have something to contribute.

Shoe Whore too

Ok in order I think and almost the same color. The sprees in brown and wood grain was too hard to find but i got that once and the black sprees.

X 2
X 2 (once in wood grain as a birthday present)
(worst shoes i've ever got. I would trip on my own shoes well i eventually got used to them)

(gave these to scott)

(wore these out really fast)
X 2 (great shoes but wears out fast)


(ok i only got one of these but the color was so ugly i can't find on the internet. just imagine a mix of these colors)



I want these but I can't afford it

Shane update 1

Update from Shane:

Shane: you know how you and a few other people from texas have joked that one day i'll forget my weapon somewhere in iraq

Shane: well it happened about an hour after i talked to you last night

i'm in a lot of fucking trouble

it was found

but not by me

THEREFORE

i am totally screwed

Shane, Army of One.

I am Scott. I don't update.

Hi I am Scott Wang. I go to Rice as a MBA student. There's lots of ugly women in my class so it's really easy for me to focus on my school. Lately I joined the basketball club and now even practice with the women's basketball team. That is all folks. Toodle doo.

Futebol!

Who wants to play soccer? It's indoor so no rain and no sun. It's a lot of running so you will get skinny..the field is about the size of a bball court. We need at least 3 guys and 3 girls for a coed team so tell your friends etc. $500 for the whole team so the more the better. It is in Stafford so a little bit of a drive for most of us ( the place inside the loop costs more than twice as much ). There are 8 games a season one game a week. There are a bunch of leagues based on skill level so we won't get owned by pros.

http://letsplaysoccer.com/main/Locations/southwest/index.html

I'm on a random coed team right now and even though I don't know any of my teammates it's a lot of fun just to exercise and learn some soccer skrillz - the season ends in about a month.

idiots of the past...or present....part 2

I've got a shitload more pics but these will do.

Back in the day...when we were idiots

Ike post 2

I think I've talked to or heard about everyone directly or indirectly...and it's safe to say everyone is alive. That being said, Houston looks like someone went through and pruned the entire city and left all the clippings on the ground. The usual places flooded plus some minor leaks, tree damage, downed power lines, and broken windows. That's all. Galveston looks like New Orleans, from what I can tell.

I played Trivial Pursuit when I had no power and discovered I suck.

I think pretty much everyone had water, and now starting to get power. I have power and water. Adam and Jason are lucky and have power, water, and INTERNETS. Thanks Adam for letting me borrow the interwebs. I went to work today just so I could use the interwebs.

To lighten up the mood, here's your funny news story of the day.

PS. Cell phone coverage sucks, but texting is still good. If you're calling your parents in SL, call their landline, that works best. But make sure they're not using the new fangled cordless/battery phone. Gotta use the reliable corded phone.

ERIC POST THE PICTURES

I want the pictures of my AZN Blazer Club V-TeKthx.

Life

GRATS JOAN-AH-THANG and EVE

I'm working 70-80 hours a week and I am tired.

I got a new car and it's pretty :O

I'm tired and fat.

bye bye

**short and sweet

Congrats Jonathan and Eve

All I want to say is you faggot. First of all, I was just kidding about how I was going to propose to her first so you didn't have to rush the engagement. Second, you're an idiot for thinking that I was the one that was spilling the beans about the whole engagement, when it was you stupid. Third, Congrats, took you long enough.

Ok a little background before you read this massive email. Daniel found out that some how adam knew about the engagement. So he asked adam how'd he know and he said fung told him. Well, now, for some reason, everyone assumed I told fung. So we meet up that weekend and daniel is like, sunny told fung you were getting engaged. Well, so the whole weekend, they're saying how it's my fault if eve already knows. So I had enough and decided to call fung. So here I present to you why jonathan is a moron.

On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 9:37 AM, sungjin park wrote:
look moron. I called fung to find out who told her. and she said jon told me. At the wedding she asked you who's getting married first, you or michael. Well you said it was going to be you. I'm gone finishing.

On 8/5/08, Jonathan Wang wrote:
me?!?! she took me seriously?
guess i had more than my share of the wine that night. or it was the awesome drink at trudy's.

On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 9:45 AM, sungjin park wrote:
You were toasted after the strawberry daquiri. I don't even remember the wine.

On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 9:49 AM, Jonathan Wang wrote:
come on... give me more credit than a strawberry daquiri... it was def a manlier drink: sangria margarita

On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 10:01 AM, daniel nguyen wrote:
I am sorry sunny, that jonathan made me believe that it was you who spilled the beans. i hope you can forgive me and we can move on.

jonathan...*shakes head*

On 8/5/08, Jonathan Wang wrote:
it doesn't change the fact that sunny wants fung

On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 10:21 AM, sungjin park wrote:
Fung is a pretty person. In fact, I've been told she's beautiful by my friend. My first love (eve) is taken so I gotta go to the second best. You even said you had the biggest crush on Fung for the longest time. This really doesn't change that fact either.

On 8/5/08, Jonathan Wang wrote:
don't lie... fung's third on your list after eve and cathy... wed-blocker. joey, keep an eye out for sophie, never know what sunny's capable of.

dont' know if i ever had a crush on fungerz, but she is awesome. you could do worse. i approve, sunny. go for the gold.


On Tue, Aug 5, 2008 at 2:39 PM, sungjin park wrote:
You know i'm putting this all on my blog



I'm sorry fung that you had to be dragged into this but it still makes a funny story.

Houston

I'm back! My room is still a mess, and I don't know how I'm going to fit anything else in here, but I'm in home =)
So who wants to play? I've got nothing to do until the end of September when rotations start. Luckily for me, the Olympics kept me company all last week. I don't think I can sit on the couch all day and night again this week. Call me up if you've got nothing to do!

For your entertainment

I know it only took like 2 months for me to post this one but if I make a promise, I will carry it through.

My roomie

So I'm flipping through channels on tv and I end up on the speed channel which is airing a show about supercars - this reminds Scott about some car he read about in his Road & Track magazine that could do 0-60 in .6 seconds or something and the 1/4 mile in 2 seconds. I'm skeptical as he is telling me about this car, because the numbers sound ridiculous, and I tell him it sounds like something a kid came up with while daydreaming in school - Scott shows me a picture of it and it's not even a real picture, just a rendering of a 60's style car, so I just dismiss it and continue watching the show while Scott looks over the article again. Moments later I hear "Oh, you know that car from the movie Speed Racer?"

Day 3

Adam is (probably) too lazy to post. He talked to the management. He gets to move to the same apt on the 3rd floor, away from the turbines. Crisis averted. No police reports.

Shane is in town. We need to make time to play with him.

fatty

not to take away from below serious news...

[10:46] daniel: so i think im getting a little on the chunky side
[10:46] daniel: im just sittin in my cubicle
[10:46] daniel: minding my own business
[10:46] daniel: not even botherin anyone
[10:46] daniel: got a little tired
[10:46] daniel: did a little stretching
[10:46] daniel: and you know sometiems you just take a deep breathe in
[10:46] daniel: well on the exhale of it
[10:46] daniel: my belt broke...
[10:46] daniel: =\

[10:48] daniel: and now im beltless
[10:48] daniel: i guess i really didnt need it...

atx pix

a few atx on my camera from friday 7/18

sixth


cheers


i think friends


aquarium


some intense txting -
sweat drops down your... forehead...

Moving sucks...agreed

I have to move in 2 weeks. I sort of moved this past weekend and this heat sucks!!! Loading up my car at 3 in the afternoon is NOT a good idea but it's the only time I can. Doing it by yourself sucks even more! sigh. Anyone want to come to Galveston 2 weekends from now?

Adam, 1. I suggest you find some friends to help you move 2. Don't move until it's dark outside.

We all need a laugh

Sometimes I think we just need to get away from all the seriousness. I leave you with videos of the last time I was in Houston.

7/11/08 - Scott is dumb. Elf perspective.

I wanted to play soccer so I called mike over to go to academy first so I could get a new ball. Scott didnt want to play.. something about his ankle boohoo. Scott wanted to go to academy though for no reason at all, aside from having Mike drive him to academy and back home before we could go play soccer. So, I took it upon myself to make scotts presence worthwile and suggested he buy a ball along with Mike and I. He agrees and is still trying to decide while mike and I wait with balls in hand harhar. Scott finally decides on one but changes his mind because I'm throwing out random suggestions on what he should buy, he then decides to stick to his first choice and quickly grabs a ball off the shelf with barely a glance. In the car I start to pump up the balls (yes I brought my pump because I had already decided Scott was going to play), when I get to Scott's ball, immediately I'm like "why is this so small?" and sure enough it's the wrong size FUCKING SCOTT. so now there's no way we are going to consider bringing Scott back home first even if it is 1 minute from the soccer field. so we get to the field with Scott in his frickin sandals and his ball that we can't use and we make him drive back to my house to get proper footwear and some water, incessantly reminding him of his difficult task as he walked to the car.

Later on at Mike's house, Mike suggests we sleep over and I jokingly call Mike's bed while Scott's sitting on it, Scott decides he wants to be funny and does a half-hearted-not-very-well-thought-out goofy gesture that usually ends in embarrassment and sure enough it did.

I've known Scott for a long time now so I'm accustomed to his moments of dumbassery and I hardly react to them any more, but this one surprised me.

7/11/08 - Scott is dumb. Perspective 1 of 3.

Dear Sunny,

After reading Angela's post, I finally understand what compels you to always burst out with "Are you fucking stupid, __________!?!!!??" So with this newfound understanding, I've decided to make a post for you that may actually be worth reading. Sorry, no funny stories about fat chicks grinding on my leg, but you're not interested about that I'm sure. However, you already know that Elf, Scott, and I hang out pretty much all the time. Since you should be part of this little boyband of ours, I figure we should all post our own perspectives of our 'hangouts'. After all, you asked for an update on our lives right? Maybe we'll make these kind of posts after every weekend. Now, you have to imagine that you are actually with us in order to get the full effect ok?

So let's see.. on weekdays, I work, Scott works, and Elf goes to school. We all sit around and chat on meebo. We play ball on Wednesday nights. It's the same routine every week. Friday afternoon rolls around, I go straight home, change into my Lucas t-shirt and bball shorts, and head straight to Elf's house. 90% of the time it's Scott that answers the door. Even if Elf's mom is staring at me from the living room or Elf's dad is in the TV room right next to the front door, it's frickin Scott that opens the door. Anyway on 7/11, we sit around and decide to go to Academy first and buy some soccer balls to play soccer. On the way to Academy, Scott says he didn't bring his soccer shoes. Elf and I both: OKAYYYYYYYYY WE SAID WE WERE PLAYING SOCCER SCOTT YOU IDIOT. strike 1. We get to Academy and we all decide to each buy a ball. It's Scott's turn to pay for his ball. "Whoops I forgot my wallet at home." Elf looks at me dumbfounded. I look at back at him .............OKAY SCOTT WE SAID WE WERE BUYING SOCCER BALLS IDIOT. Elf pays for him. strike 2. We get on the car to go to Clements to play. Elf is in the back pumping air into each of our new balls. He pumps his first, then he does mine. He pulls Scott's ball out. "GOD DAMNIT FUCKING SCOTT." Turns out, Scott buys the wrong size ball. I'm shaking my head, "Scott you fucking dumb ass." strike 3. So after soccer we go back to IRL rockband practice. The whole night we're just giving Scott shit for no real reason just because he was being an idiot earlier. Eventually it just dies off and we stop talking shit.

Then 2 A.M. rolls around.

We're in my room just looking stuff up on the internet. Scott's sitting on my bed looking very sleepy. He opens the Ozarka water bottle in his hand for no reason (doesn't even drink out of it, just frickin opens it). Elf mentions something about sleeping on my bed. Scott attempts to make a funny by just throwing himself backwards onto my bed to do a 'spread eagle'. Fucking fag. So as he flings himself back, water splashes all in his face and all over my bed and my clothes. SMOOTH MOVE THERE CHAMP. Elf cracks up for like 10 minutes. I'm staring at Scott wondering what I did to deserve this. Anyway, you had to be there to just see Scott's face as the water spilled onto him. I'm lying there on my wet bed, half laughing half crying, wondering why yet again, something ridiculous happens to me when I'm just innocently sitting there doing nothing. So with Scott in the lead, you're off the hook for that time in VIP. I guess it's Elf's turn next.

So Sunny, if you didnt already know... Scott is a dumb ass and if you were there, I'm sure you would have been the first to yell "SCOTT YOU DUMB ASS" with a big grin on your face.

That concludes my perspective of that Friday. Scott and Elf - write your own versions, too. ok cool thanks

forgotten moments...

Dear Sunny,

Because everyone thinks/knows I don't do much work at work, I will join you in encouraging others to share the same passion for slackery.

Your friend,
LanLan

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forgotten moments...

however embarrassing this night of gong was for me, i decided to take one for the team and expose this pic of me with the wire hat in all its glory. notice how excited and 'unnatural' phong was in the back!




pop quiz: what do these three have in common?




so, i've always wanted to pick up photography, but i think i really captured something special here. look at the linearity in the background leading your eye towards the intricate silhouette of what i call, elf-cut.




an important way we set ourselves apart at work is by means of our wallpaper selection. what is yours? currently, i have a pic of my buddy daniel... doesn't he looks so cute in a tuxedo!



as technology becomes our bond in society, we love to acquaint others through interactions such as mySpace, Friendster, etc. Thus, I leave you with an infamous receipt.

Post More

Stop being a stalker and start posting or commenting. I can't see you guys on a regular basis so at least share your lives to me. Thanks.

hot mama

why is no one posting? well, here is my attempt at an interesting post: so, i was driving on the highway the other day when i came across a billboard that even made ME slow down...

YOUR WIFE IS HOT!

Time to fix your A/C.

HAHA. for more fun billboard ads, click here!

Go China

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-07/03/content_8479901.htm

Oops...

Anyone else think they could see this happening to Sunny or Shane?

More disasters here.

Randomness

I just came back from 2 weeks in Japan & Taiwan.  I randomly ran into Jason Huang at a club in Taipei, and through him, I found out Kelfie was in town too!  This just goes to show you how small the world really is...

Here's me and Jason at Room 18

Here's me & Kelfie & Grace at Luxy.

More BBQ pics!

How you eat a kabob

Delicious combo

I blame him for the majority of the dots on my face!
At least 3 sets...geez...haha Thanks for letting us play over at your place tho =)

I can say that because I single handedly beat Scott

and Adam! Michael was too busy playing video games...haha

and Sungjin, it was great to see you again...come back next month!

I'll have a coke!

The vending machine was out of root beer so I got a coke.

wknd update

went to the zoo, this is what i saw...

Who am I?

First to guess who this is gets to watch our band practice!!!!!!!*(#*!@$&!@&$!@*$ For free!!

P.S. Angela is still stupid

what??

RED ROVER, RED ROVER
SEND SCOTTIE BACK OVER!!

P.S. I'm stupid

Someone's dinner!

Motherfuckin dog. FYI: He looks smaller in this pix than in real life. I HATE DOGS I HATE DOGS I HATE DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi it's Tracy

Hello guys, I'm hacking into Michael's account b/c I don't have one and I wanted to show you guys some pix of my Memorial weekend... 

5-24 My friend backed up into my car. 

He "forgot" that my car was on the driveway.  And I noticed he was coming out of the garage at a weird angle... so I said "Hey don't hit my car", and right after that sentence, we heard a crunch.  Good thing it was only paint (or so I think) that rubbed off.

05-26 BBQ at my friend's place.  Got bit by their dog.  3 times.  Here are my battle wounds:

Right leg...see the bruise forming?  This was the worst one.

Left leg...see the blood coming through the bandage...

Back of right leg..some blood seeping through =/

Back of right leg, another chunk missing.

I hope your weekend was better than mine =/

Iron Man

Go watch it if you haven't!
So good =)

Thanks guys.

I like it that you guys (Scott) have been posting a lot. It's a good distraction during finals. Keep up the posting and commenting (at least for another 2 1/2 weeks).

Chris Paul for MVP

Yeah I can't believe I doubted it. I can't believe someone used to think Deron Williams was better.

cool

NO DATE FOR ME!

At least I don't have to date a fat chick! Why? Because I dunked for the first time in my life last night. My witness? Elvin Wan. That is all.

Citius, Altius, Fortius

angela: asian olympics is gonna be at UTA this year. are you gonna come visit me in dallas?
adamee: asian olympics? i thought that was in beijing?

also, phrase everyone should use (from Bring it On Again): make like a tom and cruise

Friends & Family time!

http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/hot-deals/814928/

Enjoy and feel free to buy me something too!
Oh, well you may want to get Fung something since it's her birthday this weekend =)

Summer Break

Mine is 6/7 - 6/15. Lemme know what y'all want to do.

Celebrity Sightings

Going on Kelf's post about celebrities, I read this article in my blog feed and I thought about Kelvin. I don't know anyone who loves Cheesecake factory more than Kelvin. Now I know the answer is basketball players. Maybe it's a rule that if you're over 6'4", you love Cheesecake Factory

Times up?

um...Elf's time.
By the way, Happy Birthday everyone!
It's 2:35 am and I can't sleep.
I should sleep, gotta be at work at 8 in the morning and pick fights with the ghettos kids I work with.

Anything exciting happening with anyone?

awkward position

so at work theres this guy that coincidentally lives in the same apartment complex as myself and ive seen him around the plant a lot more lately. he's a super flamer and because the people i eat with see him waving to me, they make fun of me with gay jokes. he comes up to me and talks to me about a month ago and asks if i have any good dvds at home. im thinking that he wants to come over and borrow some so to avoid having to see this guy ever...i tell him no i dont have any dvds. then he asks do you have any pots and pans? and i tell him no i dont cook. and im like geez this guy wants to be friends w/me or some shit. ugh. so i told my coworkers of this and they make even more fun of me. then lately ive been getting emails from him to my work email address. like those joke emails that circulate through the office. and he's a production worker taht doesnt work with a computer or has a hospira email account meaning he goes out of his way to send these emails to me. so i dont really think too much of this.

then yesterday, the wife of one of my coworkers (who works with the gay dude) tells her husband that the gay dude asked if i was in a relationship with anyone and how much he likes my body and crap like that. and now my coworkers are having a field day with all this and loving it. im just trying not to throw up. i try to shake the sick feeling in my stomach with some breakfast so as im standing in line in the cafeteria, i feel a hand gently caress my bottom. i turn around and its him smiling at me. being the professional that i am, i simply step out of line and go back to my office to cry. now if this was anywhere else this dude would get a good beat down, but since i cant kill people at work, i just walked away. some of my coworkers witnessed this caressing and think its hilarious. and now im thinking of heading to HR to file a sexual harrassment suit. is this warranted?

So...

So what's the verdict's my friends for SB?

and Elf...your deadline is approaching. Just a reminder for you and everyone else...muahaha

Scoootty, are you moving to Houston soon?

What else am I missing?

As you can see, I am bored and had to stop reading articles for class. The words were starting to blend together. Honestly, I have no idea what I have been reading. MUSH...it's all mush

guess who's back

its been a long time and the wait is over...im back and ready to help make your days at work go by a lil bit faster. we all know we look for a lil something here and there to occupy our "busy" days doing this grown up job stuff. i only wish i could freakin watch all the videos you post on the blog so i knew what the hell yall we're talking about or what was so funny, but the IT department has blocked everything fun on the internet. no online games, no porn, no you tube, no facebook....so ive resorted to two sites. http://www.howstuffworks.com/. which engulfed me for about an hour until i realized how much i hated reading. then http://www.nbc.com/. where i watch all the streaming online videos to make my day go by fast. i now watch just about all the shows that stream online through the network sites. i also just purchased a privacy filter for my monitor which is one of the best investments ive ever made. now i can look at whatever i want...guilt free. i advise everyone to get one. so thats it for the first post and i figure i leave you guys with some funny pictures about what the armed forces country would look like if hillary clinton was president. enjoy

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