Colt is a little kid.

Mack on Colt.

"When Colt didn't get in the huddle, he just called the signals," Brown said of his offense last season. "We had three guys going to the NFL, a center and two guards, and little Colt who looks 12 years old. We spread them out where he wouldn't have to talk to them."

All true statements. He better not eff this up. I'm going to be mad.


*EDIT: OMFG is anyone watching this idiot that just touched the ball?! UGH. GET OFF THE EFFING FIELD!

*EDIT[2]: Ok, I feel better. But that was a stressful game. It felt like Mack dusted off the VY playbook and put Colt to work. (btw...I didn't touch it! I would have felt it.)

Repeat!

I was trying to tell Elf about this video yesterday when we were playing. WATCH THIS ELF. I think I saw some #3. Also, I'm hoping #4 happens.

congrats to Rice on accepting Scotty

The holidays are coming up

Im tired of studying about OBGYN crap...

heres a lil something about ppl showing some holiday spirit..

Second Post of the Day.

Sorry for being so post-y. I have a final tomorrow and don't want to study anymore. However, I DO have a point. What are you guys doing for New Years? I think Sunny sent me a text months ago, but I have no idea if I ever responded (sorry, sunny, finals time, I don't even talk to my mom. I'll spend some Sunny time when you get here.)

Anyways...who's going to be in Houston and what are you doing? Liz told me she was planning on renting out a restaurant and having a party there. 200 ppl max. Drink sales should cover it (read: no cover)

OR Cynthia just told me about a Gray Goose Party at the Renaissance Hotel for $30.

Anyway...I don't see you guys often, so let me know. I'm tired of law school, I want to see my friends! (Ask Adam, I'm boring.)

Happy Kelf Day!

Happy Birthday Kelf, see you next week!

can elf ball?

Hi here's a real post k.
I was surfing around the interweb and found an old vid of a 5'8'' french guy jumping over people and cars dunking, he could definitely headbutt the rim if he wanted to, but no he settles with jump kicking it. So being 5'7'' i was naturally inspired to do something at least similar. I'm not in the best shape ever and have been frustrated with feeling like the old dude on the court lately. Playing with high school kids is really depressing when you "know" you can run faster and jump higher but it just doesn't happen. With all this in mind, I've set a goal for myself--I'm going to dunk. Today, November 12, 2007, I will restart my air alert program, and this time I'm doing it to the end.

To help keep my eye on the prize (and make it interesting for you all) I've made a deal with cfu:

elfffff: 15 weeks from today
so krazy buT y: which is 3 months and 3 weeks
so krazy buT y: approxmimately
elfffff: ill be dunking
so krazy buT y: I KNOW
so krazy buT y: if you dont dunk in 15 weeks
so krazy buT y: u have to go on a date with (omitted)star
so krazy buT y: just one
so krazy buT y: dinner and movie
elfffff: lol
elfffff: i dont even know how to contact her
elfffff: but ok
elfffff: sure
so krazy buT y: i will find a way
so krazy buT y: to contact her
so krazy buT y: im sure (omitted) is still around
so krazy buT y: somewhere
elfffff: if however some unforseen event were to prevent me from doing this
elfffff: like
elfffff: i broke my leg
so krazy buT y: well thats reasonable
elfffff: or my dog died
so krazy buT y: .....
so krazy buT y: no
so krazy buT y: dog died has nothing to do with your physical capabilities to perform a slam dunk
elfffff: sure it does
so krazy buT y: scientifically proven that it does not
elfffff: id like to see that study

Some names were omitted to avoid being murdered...but a lot of you can probably figure out who it is anyways.

15 weeks from today, that is Feb. 25, 2008 I will either have a self-congratulatory post + a video of my dunk up here OR I'll be on a date (assuming she agrees).

Note: If you think you have a better proposition please comment it.
My current vertical is 26 inches.
My vertical reach is 87 inches. 10' goal = 120 inches. I'd say 132 inches needed to dunk convincingly. If my math is correct I have 19 inches to gain >_<

hahaha

^_^

Eric would own face at this game...time to get a 360 *wink wink*

PLAY OF THE NIGHT

ROFL

Ok....Kelvin got new car which is a brand new Altima...

I...am going to yewston on Friday to see Sunnyjams. You all try to go down to Houston and we all hangout.


BTW...to Scott.

eye wuss SEW HARROOOO on Saturday for the first time since we did it. I got so gan faced it was awesome.

Laterals work.

I've never actually seen this work. Usually it's just a huge disaster.




Look Mikey! I did it!

American Gangster is good

that is all.

Feedback Vest

I could totally see a couple of you guys getting this. Yes, I'm looking at you Kevin Kwan. I see a bunch of you guys getting this vest and playing that Sam Fisher game....Splinter Cell! And maybe Rainbow 6. Also, when not playing games w/ the vest, you guys will run around and pretend you're Shane.

Snail Porn

I don't think I'm as L33T as Michael, so I'm just posting a link. It's actually pretty interesting. Well, I mean beyond the snail sex.

LOL reminds me of the other jap prank w/ the toilet seat

The toilet seat prank in case u forgot:




Watch them to completion!

Gold Digger got owned

Copy straight from a post on the Lexus forums (club lexus)

This golddigger got owned!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/d...439179541.html

*Copied here for easier reference*

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with
services or
other commercial interests

The answer...

PostingID: 432279810
THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you"
(which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm
being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so
would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as
that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.

Jesus is my homeboy. What kind of follower are you without BLING?

Amazing ability of this autistic man..

Autistic Man Draws Near-Perfect Panorama of Rome - Watch more free videos

Mudding!

This last weekend I went mudding with my cousin in the Woodlands. What is mudding elfballs? Well mudding is basically driving a 4wheeler/atv around in the woods until you get all muddy. You drive around in a caravan of however many 4wheelers you can get and you explore the woods. There are no roads or lights, just the path you make and the single headlight on your 4-wheeler. I was driving my cousins arctic cat and we came up on a big green puddle of water almost two feet deep. My cousin told me to go around it just like the two others in front of us had but I couldn't stop looking at it. It was a nasty unnatural looking green exceeding my expectations of a disgusting deep woods puddle of water...it even had a shiny film on the surface. There was a tree next to this puddle with a patch of semi-solid ground...it looked doable to me, so I said "I'm going for it." Well in retrospect this patch of ground was only wide enough to accommodate half of the 4-wheeler... so after we hit the water I floored the gas, turned side to side, and bounced up and down (this is what you do when you get stuck)...we weren't going anywhere. Half of my cousins 4wheeler was in the water and the other sitting pretty in the mud. No worries though, we got pulled out by the pro white dude (because white dudes are pro at this stuff) who was showing us around. What was funny though was the 4wheeler in the lead got stuck the same time we did in a different spot ahead of us. The pro in his army camo'd 4wheeler had stopped trying to pull them out to get us out. After this I let my cousin drive and I took the back seat. As soon as we get pulled out we hear the guys ahead of us yelling something so we turn to look. It was a flashing red and blue light, shit it's the cops! We were probably tearing up private property so cops on 4wheelers seemed reasonable. The pro and my cousin instantly did a 180 and went as fast as we could back the way we came. I kept my eyes on the flashing lights as they made their way to the guys still stuck behind us. It didn't look good for them, but we weren't much better off. We made it about 20 feet away and the pro gets stuck. I look back and the lights are closer, maybe even past the guys behind us. It seemed like my cousin and I would be the only ones to get out of there but what are the odds.. we get stuck too. So now we're all stuck in the mud waiting for the cops to get here and who the fuck shows up? Some white kid in blue jean overalls and a baseball cap with a flashing red and blue light on the front of his arctic cat.