Highway Craziness

On the way to Home Depot, a car 2 to 3 cars in-front of me started smoking really badly. The driver pulled over to the side of the highway, and as I rode by, the entire freaking car burst into flames.

Wedding crashers

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Me owning all the girls to get the bouqet...

Still got ups.. Owned

lol

gadget holster

old but still funnny

<3 louis ck

I'm going good at posting random stories. Don't count on me for real stories.

Getting carded in Melbourne just got awesome. If you don't want to click on the link, basically:

"[A]nyone showing signs of trouble inside a venue would be shown a yellow card, warning them that if they didn’t settle down they would be removed from the building."

This is hilarious. I propose we all buy soccer ref cards, and card each other when we start getting obnoxious. Also, this reminds me of Scott.

The Meanest Prank In Basketball History

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Facebook

I deleted my facebook account some time ago because I was concerned about their privacy policy, or rather, lack thereof. I didn't like the fact that people could find me through their search, and my facebook account was the first result when googling my name. I especially did not appreciate the fact that facebook sells my information to companies for targeted "market research" or that they were started by a CIA venture capital.

Call me paranoid, but I prefer to keep my private information - private; that includes my picture and my likeness. Even when I did have an account, I never kept a picture on there and hated when people tagged me in theirs. I removed the tags immediately. In the same way Jason likes to keep his public and private pictures separate (#24), I prefer to keep all my pictures private.

As it turns out, I left not a moment too soon. Facebook recently updated their TOS so that they now own the rights to all your information, pictures, and even your name forever and ever to use in whatever way they want.

You hereby grant Facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license (with the right to sublicense) to (a) use, copy, publish, stream, store, retain, publicly perform or display, transmit, scan, reformat, modify, edit, frame, translate, excerpt, adapt, create derivative works and distribute (through multiple tiers), any User Content you (i) Post on or in connection with the Facebook Service or the promotion thereof subject only to your privacy settings or (ii) enable a user to Post, including by offering a Share Link on your website and (b) to use your name, likeness and image for any purpose, including commercial or advertising, each of (a) and (b) on or in connection with the Facebook Service or the promotion thereof.

They can even license it to 3rd parties. So my dear friends, please do not post anymore pictures of me to your facebook accounts. Hell, I'd prefer if you didn't post them to anywhere online. If you love looking at me so much, keep me to yourselves please. I would hate to be the guy whose face is unwittingly used to advertise the next erectile dysfunction drug or something like that.

keke

Post you busy bees!!!
wow I just noticed we had 100 posts in 2008, and at this rate we will have 12 in 2009 yay

nerd